I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
how come girls line the bottoms of their eyes and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz?? how come girls wear all black and look so pretty but i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how come girls can have side bangs and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how do girls do anything without looking like 2005 pete wentz???
bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something
i want to see more girl underachievers who are comedically lazy but have a heart of gold and can achieve things they thought they couldn’t when they really try like there are millions of guy characters like this and i can’t think of even one girl
im more afraid of a man wearing a confederate flag than a man in a turban tbh