our syllabus says we’re just watching a movie in class today and if we do anything other than that i WILL throw a tantrum
my logical brain is like, My laptop and my ipad are still here and so is a ton of other valuable shit so we weren’t burgled but my illogical brain is like THEY DIDN’T COME HERE FOR MATERIAL THINGS THEY CAME HERE FOR BLOOD
ugh now i am very paranoid and hearing a lot of strange Noises who the fuck left those doors open
had to come home through the back door tonight bc i forgot my house key but when i rounded the house my backyard fence AND my garage door were like…ajar??? hella shades. had to do a sweep for axe murderers. those things should not be ajar at midnight.
when ppl are like “why is he twittering?? he is the PRESIDENT. he shouldnt be in silly videos, he should be MAKING LAWS. this guy should be LEADING A COUNTRY not taking SELFIES??? he has WARS to oversee, why is he EATING LUNCH??? who does this guy think he is?? kissing his wife?? petting a dog? LAUGHING?? for god’s sake LEGISLATE something. i miss reagan.”