Too Much of an Adjective Thing
After a month of intensive observation and tedious examination, I have finally compiled an official list that I intend to sell to any communists with the right price: THINGS THAT BAKERSFIELD HAS A LOT OF (seriously, like in unnecessary excess): 1. Pregnant Women. There are so many of them that sometimes I get lost and I think I’ve wandered onto the set of the Maury Povich show. 2. White...
My dear young lady, there was a great deal of truth, I dare say, in what you...– Oscar Wilde — A Woman of No Importance