December 2010
Too Much of an Adjective Thing
After a month of intensive observation and tedious examination, I have finally compiled an official list that I intend to sell to any communists with the right price:
THINGS THAT BAKERSFIELD HAS A LOT OF (seriously, like in unnecessary excess):
1. Pregnant Women. There are so many of them that sometimes I get lost and I think I’ve wandered onto the set of the Maury Povich show.
2. White...
“My dear young lady, there was a great deal of truth, I dare say, in what you...”
– Oscar Wilde — A Woman of No Importance 