I will never be able to describe how upset I am...
Why is she allowed to be a person?
Hey guys, remember Joe Jackson?
That’s cool, I didn’t think you would.
VH1, how you gonna play Boogie Nights without...
Dick move, brah.
Person: Have you seen this movie?
Tumblr: No, what's it about?
Person: Well there's these two guys--
Tumblr: They're gay for each other.
Person: No... they have a strong relationship but--
Person: They're both happily--
Person: You haven't even se--
Tumblr: Two dudes. Gay.
Person: Can I--
Tumblr: I just wrote the fic, bro.