I like approximately 3 Pixar films.
And I feel like I’m not going to pay to watch any more.
you would not believe your eyes
if ten million fire flies
burned down your house while you were asleep
8 Plucked Wings From Something
1 Soured Cream
4 Sacks of Hemoglobin
2 Cups of Pickled Sand
1/2 Tablespoon Ox Sweat
1 Teaspoon Pinched Nerve
1/4 Tablespoon Peppered Hamburger Fist
7 Large or Larger Decagons
A Rosary Made of Rock Salt
Relief From the Burden of Sin
- I’m sorry.
I like this young man! He is going places or at least a place!
All of those “This is beautiful/this is not” kind of posts are wrong.
Everybody is beautiful.
Even the “this is not” people. Yes. You are.
Saying that one type of person is more beautiful than another, even if it’s not the social or cultural norm, even if it’s the OPPOSITE of the norm, is still wrong. It still puts a group of people down, and nobody deserves that.
Duckfaced, girls, keep duckfacing.
Fake tan girls, keep fake tanning.
Girls who wear make up, miniskirts, bleached hair, body glitter…
Girls who have never touched makeup, miniskirts, bleach or body glitter….
Y’all stop trippin.
Y’all is gorgeous.
Ladies, the fact is, we have to stop putting each other down.
- Her: You look like a picture of Adele I saw one time.
- Me: ...
- Her: ...
- Me: ...
- Her: You're hugging me really tight...
- Me: Shhh...
That’s how love happens biotch!
Love. Light. Passion. Serial Murder. Craigslist Missed Connections.
The new fragrance by Calvin Klein.
But I’m definitely trolling the Craigslist “Missed Connections” forum right now.
Not looking for any missed connections.
Just making fun of people who think anyone has ever actually used missed connections for anything other than making fun of people who use missed connections.
Douchebag level up!
oh wow you’re a hostile athiest on the internet you’re so original good job you’ve changed my mind with your aggression and vehement assertion that i’m an idiot who lives in fairyland thank goodness i’ve seen the light so i can be angry and cynical too.
Adam Sandler is a 35-year-old playboy manbaby who had it all with his cool single mom.
BUT THEN HIS MOM GOT REMARRIED
TO GRAMMY-AWARD-WINNING MUSICIAN SKRILLEX
And he’s gonna have to learn
HAVING A NEW DAD
ISN’T SO BAD.