If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
Who seriously still listens to Evanescence.
Shit is unbelievable.
i have so much homework but whatever because marilyn monroe didn’t do homework because she was beautiful
- Brother: I like Sirius Black. It's funny that his name is Sirius. Like "serious."
- Me: Yup
- Brother: I guess it's more intense than REGULAR black! Hahaha!
- Me: Get outta here!
- Brother: Haha what if Sirius had a brother named Regular!
- Me: Ha
- Me: HAHA
- Me: OH
- Me: But you don't
- Me: I mean
- Me: Well
Girls today basically live for the affirmation of males, how dare you judge them so harshly on their appearances and then pull the “nice guy” bullshit when the “bitches” that meet your physical standards don’t like you back.
Take your “friendzone” BS and shove it.
I will not spend my time and energy worrying about how I am being assessed by the likes of you.
It is not my fault when the male species is uninterested, and it is not my job to entice you into some kind of relationship. I don’t give a fuck what you think until you start thinking with your brain instead of your junk.
How I think I look when I walk in public
How I actually look when I walk in public
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
- Maddie: Meehhhhrrr I'm a doctor
- Me: Hrehherrrrr I went to medical school
- Maddie: Mreehehrrr I'm not even a doctor I'm a chiropractor.
- Me: My father is a chiropractor.
- Me: He went to Dartmouth.
they say it all started when humans started determining what was and wasn’t raven
Everything about Terry Richardson upsets me.