April 2012
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If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
Who seriously still listens to Evanescence.
Who.
Who.
Ezra Miller what the serious hell is up with your cheekbones.
Shit is unbelievable.
i have so much homework but whatever because marilyn monroe didn’t do homework because she was beautiful
I Just Wasn't Made For These Times [Stereo]
The Beach Boys
The Beach Boys - I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times
Sometimes I feel very sad.
The lyrics were written by Brian Wilson and Tony Asher about the ruminations on romance and the loss of innocence involved in growing up. Wilson stated in his autobiography that I Just Wasn’t Made for These Times was telling a self-portrait of his troubled psyche and that he was too advanced for his time. Wilson stated “It’s about a guy who was crying out because he thought he was too advanced, and that he’d eventually have to leave people behind.”
Little Brother Reads Order of the Phoenix
- Brother: I like Sirius Black. It's funny that his name is Sirius. Like "serious."
- Me: Yup
- Brother: I guess it's more intense than REGULAR black! Hahaha!
- Me: Get outta here!
- Brother: Haha what if Sirius had a brother named Regular!
- Me: Ha
- Me: HAHA
- Me: OH
- Me: But you don't
- Me: I mean
- Me: Well
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Girls today basically live for the affirmation of males, how dare you judge them so harshly on their appearances and then pull the “nice guy” bullshit when the “bitches” that meet your physical standards don’t like you back.
Take your “friendzone” BS and shove it.
I will not spend my time and energy worrying about how I am being assessed by the likes of you.
It is not my fault when the male species is uninterested, and it is not my job to entice you into some kind of relationship. I don’t give a fuck what you think until you start thinking with your brain instead of your junk.
“The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possible can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”
—Kurt Vonnegut (via sirmitchell)
PLOT TWIST maury is the father
How I think I look when I walk in public
How I actually look when I walk in public
Am I torrenting We Need to Talk About Kevin right now?
Yes.
After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Feeling lazier than the guy who made the Polish flag
Making fun of doctors.
- Maddie: Meehhhhrrr I'm a doctor
- Me: Hrehherrrrr I went to medical school
- Maddie: Mreehehrrr I'm not even a doctor I'm a chiropractor.
- Me: My father is a chiropractor.
- Maddie:
- Me:
- Maddie:
- Me: He went to Dartmouth.
they say it all started when humans started determining what was and wasn’t raven
Everything about Terry Richardson upsets me.
If there were a sequel to "My Best Friend's Wedding," it would be about how Julia Roberts' character never ever saw Dermot Mulroney's character again because, I mean, no friendship could possibly work after the events that occurred during "My Best Friend's Wedding."
