August 2012
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I’M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM
though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a foooooool
SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER THAN TO CHEAT A FRIEND
WASTED CHANGE THAT I’D BEEN GIVEN
so I’m never gonna dance again
the way I danced with youuuuu
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me at mcdonald's: chicken tenders
me at middle class restaurant: chicken tenders
me at high class steak house: chicken tenders
me at a million dollar restaurant: chicken tenders
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July 2012
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Watch
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Does Matt's Kitten Love Me Yet: Day 4
His kitten still does not love me
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On Being Plus Sized~
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It is an anguish, it absolutely is, and it’s something I carry with me every second of every day, and anybody who says I’m exaggerating or that I need to get over it cannot possibly begin to fathom the totally unrelenting - let me say that again, unrelenting, as in it literally NEVER stops - criticism and even disgust that comes from people on the other side.
And people...
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jakefromstate-farm:
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
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beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
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Over it.
Over it.
jennycraigslist:
when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
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“It’s okay to not be attracted to fat people. What isn’t okay is thinking fat...”
– -I write about Dan Savage’s latest Fat Fail for Shakesville. (via red3blog)
This
(via whatistrueforme)
everythingistotallybrilliant asked: 1, 2, 8,12,16, aaaaaaaand...21. 25. 30 as well!
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Man Who Enjoys Thing Informed He Is Wrong →
bestnatesmithever:
LOS ANGELES—George Himmelsbaugh, 32, was informed Tuesday that he was incorrect in enjoying a thing he had been deriving pleasure from for many years. Authorities in the field informed Himmelsbaugh that, although he believes his appreciation of the thing to be a matter of subjective personal taste, any positive feelings or satisfaction taken from this are by definition...
mothafickle:
tonyllamastark:
mothafickle:
bulgaria
where’s viktor krum
i predict ireland will win though
yes but bulgaria will catch the snitch
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Unique Questions
1: If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?
2: If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?
3: If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?
4: If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?
5: What's the best halloween costume you've ever worn?
6: What's your least favorite word?
7: If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?
8: What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?
9: Where do you go for advice?
10: Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke
11: If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?
12: Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.
13: Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?
14: If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?
15: Are you a night owl or a morning person?
16: What 3 physical features are you most proud of?
17: In how many languages can you say "hello?"
18: Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.
19: what is your religion if you have one?
20: What is your current relationship status?
21: What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?
22: If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?
23: What is your phone background?
24: In the future, what do you hope gets invented?
25: What is your spirit animal?
26: Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?
27: Do you usually pick truth or dare?
28: What would you do with a million dollars?
29: What's the most weird thing you've eaten?
30: If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?
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“All life is just a progression toward, and then a recession from, one phrase —...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Offshore Pirate (via aclockworkorange)
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I really can't picture anyone having a crush on...
