Remember that time it was my first day of college and I had just finished Wuthering Heights the night before and I was so nervous and I had all of these emotions because Heathcliff and Cathy and I was totally beside myself and then Toni Basil’s “Hey Mickey” played on the radio on the way to school and I felt like six thousand times better and now whenever that song plays I think of it.

The only episode of Lizzy McGuire I remember is when Miranda had an eating disorder and she passed out while they were jazzercizing or some shit

One time when he was little my brother accused my sister and me of saying the “TH” word and we were like “what is the TH word” and he looked at us all serious and said “you know…thrink.” and we made fun of him because that’s not a word and now we say it all the time like “hey, thrink you and thrink your mother.”